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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,487thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,717thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,889th
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The Tsardom of Muscovy

Population12.655 billion


AnimalHermit Crab

The United Socialist States of The Tsardom of Muscovy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jesse with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 12.655 billion Soviets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 113,937 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, The Tsardom of Muscovy isn't what it used to be, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tsardom of Muscovy's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Tsardom of Muscovy is ranked 148,407th in the world and 724th in The Communist Bloc for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,487thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,717thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,983rdSafest: 3,013thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,345thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,695thMost Influential: 4,498thLowest Crime Rates: 5,678thMost Pacifist: 5,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,435thLargest Governments: 6,651stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,863rdBest Weather: 6,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,003rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,358thNicest Citizens: 8,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,376thMost Developed: 9,820thHealthiest Citizens: 9,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,489thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,033rdMost Inclusive: 14,638thSmartest Citizens: 15,108thHighest Food Quality: 15,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,831stMost Income Equality: 20,759thLargest Populations: 25,272ndMost Cultured: 25,366th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the region

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