The Republic of The Three Moutains is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Liaden with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.518 billion Three Moutainsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miyanoura. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Three Moutainsian economy, worth 350 trillion Mons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,526 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the military struggles with recruitment, and nine out of ten citizens of The Three Moutains answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Three Moutains's national animal is the Obsidian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Three Moutains is ranked 13,154^th in the world and 533^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 125.23 cheeks turned per day.