The Empire of The Theocracy of Cthulhu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Khan with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.014 billion Theocracy of Cthulhuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxor. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Theocracy of Cthulhuan economy, worth 608 trillion Xenus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,774 Xenus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Theocracy of Cthulhu's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic-Scientology.

The Theocracy of Cthulhu is ranked 27,563^rd in the world and 771^st in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 200.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.