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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,859thMost Influential: 4,122nd
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The Theocracy of Cthulhu

Population7.014 billion

LeaderThe Great Khan


The Empire of The Theocracy of Cthulhu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Khan with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.014 billion Theocracy of Cthulhuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxor. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Theocracy of Cthulhuan economy, worth 608 trillion Xenus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,774 Xenus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Theocracy of Cthulhu's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic-Scientology.

The Theocracy of Cthulhu is ranked 27,563rd in the world and 771st in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 200.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,859thMost Influential: 4,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,289thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,173rdMost Cultured: 16,222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,355thBest Weather: 20,650thMost Stationary: 22,430thSmartest Citizens: 23,096thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,117thHighest Food Quality: 23,403rdMost Patriotic: 23,495thHealthiest Citizens: 23,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,090thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,013th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 304th in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 505th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 522nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionMost Patriotic: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 538th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 582nd in the regionLargest Populations: 596th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 624th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 629th in the regionBest Weather: 649th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 675th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 693rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 728th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 733rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 742nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 750th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 771st in the regionLargest Governments: 849th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 886th in the regionMost Average: 886th in the regionMost Developed: 936th in the region

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