The Rorschach of The Teutonic Kingdom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rorschach with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.393 billion Crusaders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neukönigsberg. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The all-consuming Northern economy, worth 751 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,096 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teutonic Kingdom's national animal is the Reichsadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Teutonic Kingdom is ranked 5,625^th in the world and 128^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 81.71 flags saluted per person per day.