The Federation of The Tealnd Isles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.566 billion Tealand Islesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teainpool. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tealnd Islesian economy, worth 590 trillion Tea Standereds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,329 Tea Standereds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and hackers post hourly updates on international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tealnd Isles's national animal is the The Tea Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic.

The Tealnd Isles is ranked 14,335^th in the world and 380^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.02 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.