If there is no tea, we are not interested Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,237thMost Influential: 2,846thMost Cultured: 6,171st
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The Tealnd Isles

Population4.566 billion

LeaderSir TeaMark Of Teainstan

CurrencyTea Standered
AnimalThe Tea Rabbit

The Federation of The Tealnd Isles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.566 billion Tealand Islesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teainpool. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tealnd Islesian economy, worth 590 trillion Tea Standereds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,329 Tea Standereds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and hackers post hourly updates on international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tealnd Isles's national animal is the The Tea Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic.

The Tealnd Isles is ranked 14,335th in the world and 380th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.02 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,237thTop
Most Influential: 2,846thMost Cultured: 6,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,340thMost Developed: 11,604thHighest Food Quality: 11,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,976thTop
Largest Governments: 13,988thLowest Crime Rates: 14,010thMost Efficient Economies: 14,335thSmartest Citizens: 14,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,848thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,533rdNicest Citizens: 17,542ndBest Weather: 18,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,766thHealthiest Citizens: 19,346thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,848thHighest Average Incomes: 22,049thMost Patriotic: 27,281st
Most Cultured: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 310th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 316th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 326th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 334th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 354th in the regionMost Developed: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 365th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 366th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 380th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 385th in the regionLargest Governments: 388th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 393rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 401st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 436th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 439th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 450th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 467th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Stationary: 544th in the regionBest Weather: 569th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 610th in the regionMost Patriotic: 623rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 636th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 695th in the regionLargest Populations: 735th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 745th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 870th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 919th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,012th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,061st in the regionSafest: 1,067th in the region

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