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Largest Insurance Industry: 247thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 282ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 402nd
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The Swiss Guardsmen

Population26.515 billion

CapitalAmlaís
LeaderConsul Valik Sindaris
FaithVeltrid Astąhvism

CurrencyDiali
AnimalAphiri Eagle

The Sanctified Dominion of The Swiss Guardsmen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Consul Valik Sindaris with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.515 billion Veltrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amlaís. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Veltrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,737 trillion Dialis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 367,248 Dialis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, those awarding peace prizes to Veltrians find themselves in pieces, babysitters are a thing of the past, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Swiss Guardsmen's national animal is the Aphiri Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Veltrid Astąhvism.

The Swiss Guardsmen is ranked 345,049th in the world and 1st in Undria for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 247thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 282ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 402ndLargest Mining Sector: 655thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 882ndMost Devout: 909thHighest Economic Output: 999thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,020thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,089thFattest Citizens: 1,106thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,122ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,170thMost Conservative: 1,408thMost Avoided: 1,456thHighest Average Incomes: 1,649thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,683rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,797thMost Patriotic: 1,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,180thLargest Black Market: 2,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,795thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,861stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,380thTop
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