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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,787thHighest Drug Use: 2,408thMost Influential: 2,549th
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The Stolen Lands

Population2.874 billion



The Queendom of The Stolen Lands is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.874 billion Stolen Landsians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskdale. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stolen Landsian economy, worth 379 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,097 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stolen Lands's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Stolen Lands is ranked 30,453rd in the world and 1,495th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,787thHighest Drug Use: 2,408thMost Influential: 2,549thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,579thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,026thNicest Citizens: 5,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,915thBest Weather: 7,063rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,171stMost Inclusive: 7,318thMost Developed: 7,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,704thHighest Food Quality: 8,205thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,003rdMost Secular: 10,098thNudest: 10,127thSmartest Citizens: 10,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,311thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,478thMost Cultured: 11,087thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,331stHealthiest Citizens: 11,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,686thLargest Governments: 12,552ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,370thMost Efficient Economies: 16,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,481stMost Patriotic: 19,185thMost Pacifist: 20,815thHighest Average Incomes: 20,879thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,009thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,257th
Highest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 199th in the regionNudest: 203rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionNicest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 226th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 235th in the regionBest Weather: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 252nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 261st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Secular: 305th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 328th in the regionMost Cultured: 330th in the regionLargest Governments: 347th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 376th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 417th in the regionMost Patriotic: 418th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 452nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 550th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 653rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 786th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 821st in the regionMost Pacifist: 832nd in the regionMost Stationary: 834th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 840th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,056th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,063rd in the region

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