The Queendom of The Stolen Lands is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.874 billion Stolen Landsians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskdale. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stolen Landsian economy, worth 379 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,097 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stolen Lands's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Stolen Lands is ranked 30,453^rd in the world and 1,495^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.