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I’m lovin' it Ronald McDonald
Fattest Citizens: 8,452ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,270thLargest Mining Sector: 26,947th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The State of McDonalds

Population2.775 billion

CapitalFrygate
LeaderRonald McDonald
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCow

The Dictatorship of The State of McDonalds is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.775 billion McDonaldsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frygate. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming McDonaldsian economy, worth 225 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 81,081 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ronald McDonald is the self-declared God of all The State of McDonalds, preservative-laden McDonaldsian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of McDonalds's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

The State of McDonalds is ranked 294,940th in the world and 127th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 1.11508956412 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 8,452ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 25,270thLargest Mining Sector: 26,947thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28,369th
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Most Authoritarian: 7th in the region

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