I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love. The Mad King of Hell
Largest Gambling Industry: 1stMost Devout: 6thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th
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The Stalker

Population17.942 billion

LeaderThe Mad King of Hell

AnimalWhite Rabbit

The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.942 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 13,345 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 743,826 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues, and the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 196th in the world and 2nd in Hell for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 17,553.56 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1stMost Devout: 6thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 17thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdMost Subsidized Industry: 34thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35thMost Armed: 36thLargest Black Market: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndMost Corrupt Governments: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndFattest Citizens: 62ndHighest Crime Rates: 64thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thMost Efficient Economies: 90thMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Valuable International Artwork: 102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 159thLargest Insurance Industry: 185thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 196thHighest Poor Incomes: 199thHighest Economic Output: 217thLargest Retail Industry: 223rdLargest Governments: 288thBest Weather: 396thRudest Citizens: 462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,310thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,586thMost Influential: 2,031stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,386thLargest Populations: 8,318thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,618th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Boolaroo, Donkervader, Sathan, New Paristan, Stantenople, Premedite, Kyraina, and Big Jim P.

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