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Most Compassionate Citizens: 509thMost Inclusive: 526thNicest Citizens: 599th
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The Soviet state of Svalbard

Population6.133 billion

LeaderHRM Rioeste I

AnimalNo-anime penguin

The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.133 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 227,204 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Soviet state of Svalbard' is a smash hit, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 200,288th in the world and 71st in Northern Utopia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.09 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 509thMost Inclusive: 526thNicest Citizens: 599thMost Advanced Public Education: 604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 631stMost Pacifist: 912thLeast Corrupt Governments: 914thSmartest Citizens: 937thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,047thMost Developed: 1,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,089thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,258thBest Weather: 1,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,320thLargest Governments: 1,398thMost Efficient Economies: 1,405thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,414thHealthiest Citizens: 1,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,659thMost Secular: 1,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,979thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,024thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,363rdMost Cultured: 2,399thSafest: 2,443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,514thLowest Crime Rates: 2,567thMost Influential: 2,705thHighest Average Incomes: 4,453rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,746thRudest Citizens: 9,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,865thTop
Highest Drug Use: 11,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,474thHighest Economic Output: 11,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,950thMost Stationary: 16,167thMost Income Equality: 17,983rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,599th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the region

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