The Rainbow Nation of The South Afrikan Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joe Van Zyl Biden with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.064 billion South Afrikans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unionburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The thriving South Afrikan economy, worth 168 trillion South Afrikan Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 81,472 South Afrikan Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,642 per year while the poor average 20,582, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, treason is relative, Literally every single one has been named as The South Afrikan Union's national religion, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The South Afrikan Union's national animal is the Springbok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Literally every single one.

The South Afrikan Union is ranked 181,662^nd in the world and 2,501^st in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 51 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.