Death Will Show You the Way Lord Wart
Highest Disposable Incomes: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd
The Grim Wastelands of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Souless Damned

Population38.39 billion

CapitalGreat Necropolis
LeaderLord Wart

CurrencyGold Death Certificate
Animal3 Tailed Scorpion

The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Wart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.39 billion Souless Damnedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Necropolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Souless Damnedian economy, worth an astonishing 26,471 trillion Gold Death Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 689,547 Gold Death Certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Souless Damned's national animal is the 3 Tailed Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necronism.

The Souless Damned is ranked 600th in the world and 1st in Institute of Cellulose for Most Avoided, scoring 762.88 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 38thHighest Economic Output: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 53rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thHighest Poor Incomes: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 68thHighest Average Incomes: 93rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 138thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 179thLowest Crime Rates: 193rdMost Patriotic: 210thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 294thFattest Citizens: 315thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330thMost Avoided: 600thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 686thLargest Governments: 787thLargest Gambling Industry: 904thSmartest Citizens: 973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 996thLargest Populations: 1,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,434thLargest Black Market: 1,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,826thRudest Citizens: 1,899thLargest Retail Industry: 1,986thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,493rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,034thMost Influential: 7,538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,133rdMost Devout: 11,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,959thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,765thMost Efficient Economies: 18,221stMost Cultured: 18,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,318th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Kingdom of Englands, MLGDogeland, Alexander the Magnus, Untecna, New Ryansville, Cormoe, and Middle Vers.