The Glorious Imperium of The Sinistress is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Your Imperiatrix the Sinistress with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 45.756 billion subjects of the Sinistress are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinistress Citadel. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinister economy, worth an astonishing 19,867 trillion diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 434,195 diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, The Sinistress isn't what it used to be, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. The Sinistress's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sinistress worship.

The Sinistress is ranked 2,522^nd in the world and 1^st in Subreality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.19 law-abiding acts per hour.