All Shall Kneel Before His Majesty The Lord-Master
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,919thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,390thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,963rd
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The Servants Of The Lord-Master

Population822 million

LeaderThe Lord Master


The Worshiped Dictatorship of The Servants Of The Lord-Master is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Master with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 822 million Devoted Servants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knellia. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Devoted Servant economy, worth 140 trillion Kronks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,000 Kronks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, workers' complaints never reach central planning, politicians look weirdly alike, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Servants Of The Lord-Master's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Servants Of The Lord-Master is ranked 109,378th in the world and 65th in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 581.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,919thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,390thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,963rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,829thLargest Mining Sector: 5,899thMost Avoided: 8,501stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,939thLargest Black Market: 9,058thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,166thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,382ndMost Devout: 11,696thLargest Governments: 11,719thMost Authoritarian: 12,957thLowest Crime Rates: 13,138thMost Influential: 15,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,864thMost Conservative: 20,830th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the region

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