The Holy Empire of The second coming of Saudi Arabia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 674 million Poopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of goblinville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The a Poopian economy, worth 38.1 trillion arabiacoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,519 arabiacoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The second coming of Saudi Arabia's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The second coming of Saudi Arabia is ranked 31,862^nd in the world and 103^rd in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 108.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.