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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,092ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,708th
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The Sands Casino

Population7.229 billion

Capitalthe poker table
LeaderLady Fortune
Faithgetting rich quick


The Croupier of The Sands Casino is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Fortune with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.229 billion gamblers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the poker table. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient gambling economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,664 chips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,244 per year while the poor average 28,514, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

The Sands Casino has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Sands Casino's national animal is the gambler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is getting rich quick.

The Sands Casino is ranked 28,641st in the world and 4th in The Sands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,114.77 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,092ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,708thFattest Citizens: 1,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,174thHighest Crime Rates: 2,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,194thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,602ndMost Avoided: 4,591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,622ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,643rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,657thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,232ndRudest Citizens: 7,582ndMost Armed: 7,800thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,167thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,145thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,539thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,789thHighest Average Incomes: 16,585thHighest Economic Output: 17,216thMost Influential: 17,360thMost Stationary: 17,480thHighest Drug Use: 17,578thMost Cultured: 17,956thMost Inclusive: 20,409th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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