The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.717 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,633 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,567 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, Salaxians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 240,140^th in the world and 260^th in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -29.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.