The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cj-lli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.042 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rim-. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 5,250 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,522 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, under love's heavy burden Svlad Cj-lli sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and foreign powers often deal with problems that The Salaxalans can't handle. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 25,747^th in the world and 24^th in Spiritus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 297,913 Standard Monetary Units.