The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Svlad Cj-lli with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.539 billion Salaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rim-. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,244 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,006 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 6,919^th in the world and 26^th in Spiritus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,229.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.