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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 157thMost Rebellious Youth: 182nd
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The Salaxalans

Population16.888 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.888 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,995 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,602 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 200,639th in the world and 311th in Spiritus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 157thMost Rebellious Youth: 182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 310thMost Cultured: 424thMost Advanced Public Education: 505thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 537thMost Cheerful Citizens: 596thLargest Publishing Industry: 740thSmartest Citizens: 774thMost Beautiful Environments: 802ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 813thLeast Corrupt Governments: 819thMost Pacifist: 861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 893rdMost Developed: 894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 913thHealthiest Citizens: 960thLargest Governments: 962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,155thNicest Citizens: 1,200thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,712thBest Weather: 1,975thTop
Most Stationary: 2,179thSafest: 2,336thHighest Economic Output: 2,620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,292ndMost Devout: 3,564thHighest Average Incomes: 3,958thMost Inclusive: 5,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,066thLowest Crime Rates: 9,431stLargest Populations: 9,448thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,761stMost Efficient Economies: 16,012th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the region

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