The Great democratic land of The republic of zeronoa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by bob the second with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.543 billion zeronas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of zerona city. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming zeronoan economy, worth 242 trillion zerons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,405 zerons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Bob the second dislikes are turned away at the border, almost all products in The republic of zeronoa are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The republic of zeronoa's national animal is the zerenian cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is church of the holy cone.

The republic of zeronoa is ranked 11,457^th in the world and 2^nd in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Most Pacifist, with 128.28 cheeks turned per day.