The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Obama with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.649 billion sri lankans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winnipeg. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sri lankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion Sri Lankan Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,579 Sri Lankan Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sri Lanka's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obamaism.

The Republic of Sri Lanka is ranked 9,910^th in the world and 10^th in Sparkalia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,597.31 pounds of wildlife per square mile.