The Federal Republic of The Republic Commandos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Scott Donald Caan with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.493 billion Republic have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taris. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Republican economy, worth a remarkable 7,158 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 304,714 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and diplomacy is a foreign concept to Republic. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic Commandos's national animal is the Bantha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Republic Commandos is ranked 25,002^nd in the world and 14^th in South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.97 law-abiding acts per hour.