18 happy friends at a slumber party. Grant MacDonald
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 575thMost Influential: 870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,746th
The 18 Cowboys of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Real Ram Ranch

Population1.988 billion

CapitalRam Ranch
LeaderGrant MacDonald


The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.988 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Cowboy economy, worth 444 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,396 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, it's always rabbit season, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Real Ram Ranch' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.

The Real Ram Ranch is ranked 9,537th in the world and 464th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.18 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 575thMost Influential: 870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,038thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,631stHighest Average Incomes: 4,679thLargest Black Market: 4,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,181stMost Efficient Economies: 6,654thLargest Governments: 6,981stMost Developed: 7,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,341stMost Cultured: 7,426thMost Devout: 7,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,103rdSmartest Citizens: 10,209thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,263rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,869thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,359th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Black Market: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 259th in the regionMost Devout: 299th in the regionMost Influential: 318th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionLargest Governments: 360th in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 384th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 385th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 406th in the regionMost Developed: 415th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 415th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 464th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 480th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 556th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 572nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 592nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 719th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 734th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 797th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 943rd in the region

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