NATION

PASSWORD

Raise High the Black Banners of Vengeance
Most Conservative: 10,687thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,892ndMost Authoritarian: 18,472nd
The Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Planet Armageddon

Population500 million

CapitalHades Hive

CurrencyImperial Throne
AnimalRaven

The Colony of The Planet Armageddon is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 500 million Planet Armageddonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades Hive. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Planet Armageddonian economy, worth 29.2 trillion Imperial Thrones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,424 Imperial Thrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Planet Armageddon's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Planet Armageddon is ranked 110,412th in the world and 14th in GA IS DANK for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 601.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Conservative: 10,687thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,892ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,472ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,641st
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Planet Armageddon's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in The Planet Armageddon, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.

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