The United States of The people and cash is a huge, genial nation, ruled by joseph stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 975 million people and cashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the place where we keep the hostages. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving people and cashian economy, worth 87.8 trillion bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 90,038 bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The people and cash's national animal is the slavic man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people and cash is ranked 44,734^th in the world and 587^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,767.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.