Population | 6.527 billion |
Capital | Hearthglen |
Leader | Grand Crusader Dathrohan |
Faith | Kirisutokyō |
Currency | Makai Coin |
Animal | Succubutt |
The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Crusader Dathrohan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 6.527 billion Makaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearthglen. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Makaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion Makai Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,485 Makai Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of The Order of Makai at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Makai's national animal is the Succubutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirisutokyō.
The Order of Makai is ranked 113,039th in the world and 7th in Ammitica for Most Stationary, with 349.75440810148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of The Order of Makai at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, the Makaian foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.