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Most Rebellious Youth: 7,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,715th
The United Kingdom of
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Founder / HRH Queen Elizabeth II
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The Orange Order

Population1.257 billion

LeaderViscount Craigavon

CurrencyOrange Pound

The United Kingdom of The Orange Order is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viscount Craigavon with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.257 billion Orangemen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belfastburgh. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Orangeman economy, worth 118 trillion Orange Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,906 Orange Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orange Order's national animal is the Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterian.

The Orange Order is ranked 253,589th in the world and 20th in The Orange Order for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 7,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,715thMost Cultured: 12,859thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,764thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,929thHighest Food Quality: 25,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,433rdMost Patriotic: 27,067th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Meercovo, Patec, and Maricoen.