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Most Armed: 6,194thLargest Black Market: 10,720thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,410th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Only Nolan

Population10.01 billion

Currencylira
Animaltiger

The Best Nolan of The Only Nolan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.01 billion Only Nolanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Only Nolanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,340 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,347 per year while the poor average 31,078, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Only Nolan's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Only Nolan is ranked 28,713th in the world and 281st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,391.75655371968 days.

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Most Armed: 6,194thLargest Black Market: 10,720thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,410thMost Authoritarian: 12,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,528thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,028thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,567thMost Patriotic: 17,076thHighest Economic Output: 22,167thLargest Retail Industry: 25,334thMost Conservative: 26,871stHealthiest Citizens: 27,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,657thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,583rdMost Stationary: 28,713th
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Most Stationary: 281st in the regionMost Armed: 458th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 463rd in the regionMost Influential: 497th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 770th in the regionLargest Black Market: 901st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 941st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 977th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,029th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : The Only Nolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Only Nolan, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.

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