Population | 7.199 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | bison |
The United Kingdom of The Older Isles is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.199 billion Elders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.
The very strong Elderly economy, worth 566 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 78,649 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Older Isles's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Older Isles is ranked 39,950th in the world and 1st in The Chancery for Most Stationary, with 1,133.38293435668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Older Isles lodged a message on the Zombie Research Institute Regional Message Board.
- : The Older Isles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : The Older Isles agreed to construct embassies between The Chancery and Union of Nova Universo.
- : The Older Isles agreed to construct embassies between The Chancery and The Bottomless Pit.
- : The Older Isles named the Governor's office Ambassador in The Chancery.
- : The Older Isles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : The Older Isles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Older Isles proposed constructing embassies between The Chancery and Ceratan farmcorp.
- : The Older Isles proposed constructing embassies between The Chancery and Pirate bay.
- : The Older Isles proposed constructing embassies between The Chancery and Nova universo.