Ab omnibus Fato oboediendum est, namque nulla fuga est. Vera Nusquam conquestor
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,136thMost Influential: 7,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,729th
The Ever-Growing Empire of
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The Nowhere King

Population1.174 billion

CapitalNew Moon District
LeaderVera Nusquam conquestor


The Ever-Growing Empire of The Nowhere King is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vera Nusquam conquestor with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.174 billion Demonyms are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moon District. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Demonimian economy, worth 121 trillion keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,331 keys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The crispy fried liver of a wendigo is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nowhere King's national animal is the wendigo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Nowhere King is ranked 112,574th in the world and 1,778th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,951.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,136thMost Influential: 7,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,729thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,737thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,921stMost Authoritarian: 14,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,045thLargest Black Market: 19,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,660thMost Patriotic: 21,677thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,207thLargest Governments: 26,239th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionMost Patriotic: 174th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 219th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 222nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 241st in the regionLargest Black Market: 267th in the regionNudest: 291st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 311th in the regionMost Developed: 378th in the regionMost Extreme: 381st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 422nd in the region

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