The Albertan Patriots of The Nintendo Emerates is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Most Glorious Gamer Sean with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 43.868 billion Nintendo Emeratesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairfax. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nintendo Emeratesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,269 trillion Meal Plans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,880 Meal Plans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, motels cater primarily to adulterers, and out-of-work actors say they can't complain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Nintendo Emerates's national animal is the Gunston, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Nintendo Emerates is ranked 21,134^th in the world and 1^st in Alberta for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 271.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.