The Armed Republic of The Nick Central is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 643 million Nick Centralians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sundari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Serving for the Nick Central economy, worth 75.9 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,992 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,266 per year while the poor average 18,784, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.
Environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, and every day's an auto-de-fé day. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Nick Central's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Nick Central, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : The Nick Central was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in The Nick Central, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Nick Central, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : The Nick Central was endorsed by The United Communist States of The New Communist Republic Of States.
- : The Nick Central was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Godfist.
- : The Nick Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Forensics Accord".
- : Following new legislation in The Nick Central, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
- : Following new legislation in The Nick Central, The Nick Central's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
- : Following new legislation in The Nick Central, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
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