The barbarians have finally ganged up on me! Kesar General Nikolay III Kornilov
Nudest: 6,797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,373rd
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The New Ruski Empire

Population973 million

CapitalMilitary base somewhere
LeaderKesar General Nikolay III Kornilov

AnimalBear with AK-15

The Nation ready for war of The New Ruski Empire is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kesar General Nikolay III Kornilov with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 973 million Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military base somewhere. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Russian economy, worth 96.1 trillion Rubls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,727 Rubls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Childhood friends of Kesar General Nikolay III Kornilov are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Ruski Empire's national animal is the Bear with AK-15, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Ruski Empire is ranked 36,860th in the world and 1st in The tea for Largest Governments, scoring 20.35 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Nudest: 6,797thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,373rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,439thMost Authoritarian: 14,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,950thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,684thMost Conservative: 18,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,774th

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