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The New Found Land

Population2.35 billion

CapitalSt Johns
FaithGeorge Michael


The Democratic Republic of The New Found Land is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Glom with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.35 billion Newfoundlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Johns. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Found Landian economy, worth 159 trillion Handshakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 68,016 Handshakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has declared war on all religious influence, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Found Land's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is George Michael.

The New Found Land is ranked 164,795th in the world and 8,510th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.81 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,081stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,307thHealthiest Citizens: 11,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,470thMost Inclusive: 13,694thNudest: 13,975thSmartest Citizens: 14,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,271stBest Weather: 15,591stMost Secular: 15,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,810thLowest Crime Rates: 15,889th
Most Politically Free: 204th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 221st in the regionSafest: 309th in the regionMost Pacifist: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 387th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 410th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 413th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 427th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 437th in the regionTop
Nudest: 455th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 477th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 478th in the regionNicest Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 675th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 777th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 783rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 792nd in the regionMost Secular: 806th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 824th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 830th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 839th in the regionBest Weather: 845th in the regionMost Influential: 855th in the regionMost Cultured: 888th in the region

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