Population | 16.714 billion |
Capital | The Underworld |
Leader | Nergal |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Undead |
The Peaceful Underworld of The Nergal Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nergal with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.714 billion Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underworld. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,747 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,358 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nergal Empire's national animal is the Undead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Nergal Empire is ranked 55,286th in the world and 11th in The Atheist Empire for Most Stationary, with 794.1677556212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nergal Empire's influence in The Atheist Empire fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : The Nergal Empire's influence in The Atheist Empire rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : The Nergal Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : The Nergal Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
- : The Nergal Empire's influence in The Atheist Empire fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : The Nergal Empire's influence in The Atheist Empire rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : The Nergal Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Nergal Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Nergal Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in The Nergal Empire, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.