The Kingdom of The Mountain and Vale is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.344 billion Mountain and Valeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The Mountain and Valean economy, worth 213 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,176 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mountain and Vale's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Mountain and Vale is ranked 136,996^th in the world and 2^nd in Anarchy union for Most Pacifist, with 69.13 cheeks turned per day.