Population | 2.647 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Vladimir the Foolish |
Faith | Eastern Orthodoxy |
Currency | Muscovite Denari |
Animal | Auroch |
The Hegemony of The Moscow Kremlin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir the Foolish with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.647 billion Muscovites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Moscow Kremlinian economy, worth 129 trillion Muscovite Denaris a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,882 Muscovite Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Vladimir the Foolish claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moscow Kremlin's national animal is the Auroch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.
The Moscow Kremlin is ranked 146,431st in the world and 24th in Moscow Kremlin for Most Patriotic, with 12.17 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Moscow Kremlin's influence in Moscow Kremlin rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : The Moscow Kremlin agreed to construct embassies between Moscow Kremlin and Groovy.
- : The Moscow Kremlin agreed to construct embassies between Moscow Kremlin and The peaceful regimes.
- : The Moscow Kremlin agreed to construct embassies between Moscow Kremlin and CHERRY BOMBLANDZ.
- : The Moscow Kremlin agreed to construct embassies between Moscow Kremlin and Naciones Hispanas.
- : The Moscow Kremlin was banned from Norden by The Kingdom of United Nurawk Antrus Vimebin.
- : The Moscow Kremlin proposed constructing embassies between Moscow Kremlin and Bunny bunny shake shake Empire.
- : The Moscow Kremlin proposed constructing embassies between Moscow Kremlin and The Holland Cinimatic Universe.
- : The Moscow Kremlin proposed constructing embassies between Moscow Kremlin and The Order of Corinth.
- : The Moscow Kremlin proposed constructing embassies between Moscow Kremlin and Colorado Springs.