The Most Serene Republic of The Master M is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Kildean with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.589 billion Mians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paraiso. The average income tax rate is 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Master Mian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion Steryls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,297 Steryls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master M's national animal is the Evil Saber-Tooth Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Master M is ranked 243,270^th in the world and 21^st in Gholgoth for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.92 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.