The Democratic Republic of The main land of Heavens union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vini Stranital with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.443 billion Heavens unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heavtopia. The average income tax rate is 59.8%.

The powerhouse main land of Heavens unionian economy, worth 195 trillion Heavens union credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,073 Heavens union credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Vini Stranital's office's janitor is heating up, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, the entire entry for The main land of Heavens union in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The main land of Heavens union's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The main land of Heavens union is ranked 73,178^th in the world and 285^th in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 19.08 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.