The Matriarchy of The Legendary Goblin Girls of Legend is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gabbie Boinx with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.428 billion Gobbies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shortstack City. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary Goblin Girls of Legendian economy, worth 142 trillion shinies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,048 shinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and every day at 4am Gobbies wake to pray for the sun to rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Legendary Goblin Girls of Legend's national animal is the dire rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mischief and Mayhem and Mirthfulness.

The Legendary Goblin Girls of Legend is ranked 15,468^th in the world and 122^nd in Ambition for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 74,335.9 Standard Monetary Units.