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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,947thMost Influential: 4,505th
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The Lava Turtle

Population375 million


CurrencyFire Shell
AnimalGreen Sea Turtle

The Queendom of The Lava Turtle is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 375 million Lava Turtles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turlava. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The strong Lava Turtle economy, worth 33.1 trillion Fire Shells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 88,319 Fire Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and tourists visit The Lava Turtle to mass-moon Lava Turtle politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Lava Turtle's national animal is the Green Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Lava Turtle is ranked 47,374th in the world and 2,135th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 64.81 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,656thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,947thMost Influential: 4,505thMost Devout: 8,541stMost Pacifist: 9,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,401stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,602ndSafest: 9,872ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,408thNicest Citizens: 14,279thBest Weather: 15,400thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,896thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,248thMost Inclusive: 17,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,282nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 282nd in the regionMost Devout: 339th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 428th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 464th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 505th in the regionSafest: 528th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 698th in the regionNicest Citizens: 783rd in the regionBest Weather: 802nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 886th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 947th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 963rd in the region

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