|Animal||Green Sea Turtle|
The Queendom of The Lava Turtle is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 375 million Lava Turtles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turlava. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.
The strong Lava Turtle economy, worth 33.1 trillion Fire Shells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 88,319 Fire Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and tourists visit The Lava Turtle to mass-moon Lava Turtle politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Lava Turtle's national animal is the Green Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Lava Turtle was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Draconian Progression.
- : The Lava Turtle was endorsed by The Free Land of Runeda.
- : The Lava Turtle was endorsed by The Kingdom of Heilhum Imperius.
- : Following new legislation in The Lava Turtle, tourists visit The Lava Turtle to mass-moon Lava Turtle politicians.
- : Following new legislation in The Lava Turtle, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Lava Turtle, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in The Lava Turtle, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Following new legislation in The Lava Turtle, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : The Lava Turtle endorsed The Republic of Votak Matim.
- : The Lava Turtle endorsed The Federation of Napnomadia.
Endorsements Received: 135 » Pallaith, Iztocna Slavija, Castle Federation, Yaorozu, Krazon, Ethnon, Hoglands, Territorio di Nessuno, Former English Colony, McMasterdonia, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Saperisole, Sundred, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Fauzjhia, Valentine Z, Xagill, Seenvorland, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Dreadton, Plutayah, Zzozona, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, Valhalla123, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Praeceps, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Czechnin, Ihese, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Corfad, Daulatpur, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, New Lakemba, Newpromisedland, and 85 others.Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Dangine, Kocherian, Unshleepd, Sikol, Borsukia, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Serendipita Martia, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Lionia, Korovan Isles, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Smesh, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Arbor Marshes, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Plangainer, Westinor, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Fayyayid, Eywaan, Zeternia, Keling Serikat, Vincone Cae, The Endless Eventide, Hopsin, Abject Ludicrosity, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Maclare, Shadowrik, Simone Republic, Freyford, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Madjack, Energi Empire, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Buckhem, Anungu, Moubarakistan, Manticore utopia, Eastern Cous Empria, Loutsland, Eschatosia, Xeshioler, WeKnow, Great Robertia, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Heilhum Imperius, Runeda, and Draconian Progression.