The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area
Population | 13.686 billion |
Capital | Las Vegas |
Leader | The Las Vegas Township |
Faith | Las Vegas |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The World of The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Las Vegas Township with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.686 billion Las Vegas Metropolitan Areans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Las Vegas Metropolitan Arean economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 237,602 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 918,820 per year while the poor average 42,161, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.
Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Las Vegas.
The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area is ranked 19,928th in the world and 1st in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area for Most Stationary, with 1,624.05422449352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, large areas of The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in The Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.