The Regent Emerita of The Lady Eowyn is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.403 billion Rohanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lady Eowyn economy, worth a remarkable 3,734 trillion Swords a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 99,853 Swords, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,161 per year while the poor average 10,015, a ratio of 52.7 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Lady Eowyn's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Lady Eowyn is ranked 150,616^th in the world and 3^rd in The Alliance of Queens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.99 law-abiding acts per hour.