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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,906thNicest Citizens: 3,909th
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The Joeanian Republic

Population2.51 billion

CapitalNew Nove
LeaderElita Fairhurst

CurrencyEurasian Dime
AnimalJoeanian Shepherd

The Eurasian Socialist Republic of The Joeanian Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Elita Fairhurst with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.51 billion Eruasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nove. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 437 trillion Eurasian Dimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,320 Eurasian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Eurasian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", devotion to God is only skin-deep, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crymenathea.

The Joeanian Republic is ranked 6,996th in the world and 28th in Institute of Cellulose for Smartest Citizens, with 110.83 quips per hour.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,906thNicest Citizens: 3,909thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,785thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,941stMost Inclusive: 5,062ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,249thMost Developed: 6,576thMost Secular: 6,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,789thSmartest Citizens: 6,996thLowest Crime Rates: 8,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,446thHighest Food Quality: 8,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,702ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,834thLargest Governments: 9,188thHighest Average Incomes: 10,808thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,761stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,045thTop
Most Influential: 14,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,002ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,895thSafest: 17,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,738thMost Patriotic: 22,292ndLargest Mining Sector: 22,863rdMost Cultured: 23,941stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,376thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,775th
Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionTop
Safest: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Missouria, Kingdom of Englands, Untecna, New Ryansville, and Cormoe.