The Empire of The ISLAMIC EMPIRE1 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Abyss Reiji with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.045 billion ISLAMIC EMPIRE1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agantin. The average income tax rate is 49.6%.

The powerhouse ISLAMIC EMPIRE1ian economy, worth 90.0 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,078 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Abyss Reiji on The ISLAMIC EMPIRE1's coulrophobia epidemic, the Federal Council of The ISLAMIC EMPIRE1 has been announced as the new Head of State, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The ISLAMIC EMPIRE1's national animal is the The Daz Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The ISLAMIC EMPIRE1 is ranked 93,092^nd in the world and 559^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,726.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.