Population | 43.179 billion |
Capital | The Iron League City |
Leader | Supreme Universal Ruler |
Faith | Supreme Universal Rulerism |
Currency | gil |
Animal | lueshi |
The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, disturbing lack of elderly people, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.179 billion Iron Leaguerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 30,143 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 698,113 gils, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,154,942 per year while the poor average 28,480, a ratio of 181 to 1.
Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.
The Iron League is ranked 26th in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Most Stationary, with 6,943.70388936 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Supreme Universal Ruler day after day.
- : Following new legislation in The Iron League, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.