The Grand Corporation of The Iron Crown Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the CEO with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.416 billion Corporation Employes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charon Hive. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Crown Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 6,186 trillion Marks of Credit a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 429,132 Marks of Credit, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, reddish-brown is the new black, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron Crown Order's national animal is the Mythical Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.

The Iron Crown Order is ranked 259,618^th in the world and 1,559^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.36 bananas ingested per day.