The Holy Empire of The Infinite Empire of God is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Earthly Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.984 billion children of God are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ETERNIA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient in The Infinite Empire of God economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Space-Time Crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 263,164 Space-Time Crystals, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, red fabric is banned, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Infinite Empire of God's national animal is the Elefant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bible Neo-Fundamentalism.

The Infinite Empire of God is ranked 4,659^th in the world and 135^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 123,161.14 Standard Monetary Units.