The Federation of The Hinuan Empire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 343 million Hinuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johateria. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hinuan economy, worth 20.6 trillion Libream Montaes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,018 Libream Montaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cities in The Hinuan Empire declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hinuan Empire's national animal is the Mud Rainforest Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Hinuan Empire is ranked 91,107^th in the world and 2,929^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 33.9 quips per hour.