The Confederacy of The Havanvica is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 198 million Havanvicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Havanvican economy, worth 8.07 trillion Havas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,770 Havas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is considering changing the Havanvican flag to one with more glitter, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, Leader is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Havanvica's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Havanvica is ranked 69,664^th in the world and 2,247^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 86.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.