The Socialist Kingdom of The Greenlandic North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Jorja I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.529 billion Northern Greenlandic's are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,342 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, bris parties are all the rage, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Camazotzism.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 7,657^th in the world and 17^th in Wintreath for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 475,343 Standard Monetary Units.