Within the Ice a Fire Burns!
Most Subsidized Industry: 239thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386thLargest Retail Industry: 426th
The Socialist Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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The Greenlandic North

Population4.529 billion

LeaderQueen Jorja I


The Socialist Kingdom of The Greenlandic North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Jorja I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.529 billion Northern Greenlandic's are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,342 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, bris parties are all the rage, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Camazotzism.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 7,657th in the world and 17th in Wintreath for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 475,343 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 239thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386thLargest Retail Industry: 426thHighest Poor Incomes: 524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,038thHighest Average Incomes: 1,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,177thMost Efficient Economies: 1,220thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,265thMost Patriotic: 1,405thMost Armed: 1,497thLargest Black Market: 1,516thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,890thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,571stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,753rdMost Avoided: 3,023rdMost Influential: 3,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,737thLargest Governments: 3,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,545thMost Cultured: 6,644thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,657thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,396thMost Inclusive: 8,765thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,451stMost Developed: 10,126thHighest Economic Output: 11,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,656thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,361stSmartest Citizens: 18,008thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,304th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the region

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