The Great and Glorious State of The Green Horde is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Suubal Khan with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.709 billion Orcs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoorkhbaliq. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Orcish economy, worth 238 trillion soyoos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,595 soyoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Green Horde's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heaven Worship.

The Green Horde is ranked 151,137^th in the world and 15^th in Markion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.95 law-abiding acts per hour.